MachineMachine /stream - imported from hellograndad.com https://machinemachine.net/stream/feed en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss LifePress therourke@gmail.com <![CDATA[A cube is a shape in three dimensions]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/731408697

It may also refer to:

Ice Cube Irma von Cube CuBe Cubé Gelatinous cube Rubik’s Cube Cube attack

See Also:

Cubism

]]> Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:55:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/731408697 <![CDATA[A gap here is longed for]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/721553201

I slide between the hemispheres

]]> Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:59:25 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/721553201 <![CDATA[Humps (of several different flavours)]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/708551436 ]]> Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:31:11 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/708551436 <![CDATA[can't you see it's a turtle?]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/697581058

he is in toronto, working for who we believe to be us

]]> Mon, 14 Jun 2010 07:27:15 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/697581058 <![CDATA[Extracts from The Superhero Handbook]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/676825287

Section 04X (paragraph 7) At speeds exceeding the sound barrier, it is impossible to over-emphasise the importance of a well maintained cape

]]> Tue, 08 Jun 2010 08:09:37 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/676825287 <![CDATA[This forehead is not a theorem of chin logic]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/674016505 ]]> Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:59:39 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/674016505 <![CDATA[5 things]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/653068078

With a heavy pencil Barry wrote up his list:

Suck all chocolate off first Build heat-proof wrist sausage

Do not be put off by ankles Use a sharp knife The plural of chipolata is chipolata

]]> Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:43:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/653068078 <![CDATA[Hat, Beard, Whatever]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/640958410

It made eating soup almost impossible

]]> Fri, 28 May 2010 08:17:35 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/640958410 <![CDATA[Post-Hibernation Blob Performance]]> http://hellograndad.com/post/637401501

Invested with spectacular metabolic intensity, consulting the oracle tends to enrich the blobosphere. Do not disfunctionate : analysis paralysis will ensue.

]]> Thu, 27 May 2010 04:45:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.com/post/637401501 <![CDATA[The perfect woollen primate?]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/612730549 ]]> Wed, 19 May 2010 02:19:07 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/612730549 <![CDATA[On plasticine worlds, orbiting pinker stars, the fingers of your left hand have all grown nostrils]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/600609827 ]]> Sat, 15 May 2010 04:21:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/600609827 <![CDATA[A thousand times more]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/593417434

More than ten thousand books on love and a thousand books on sex exist for every one upon Grandad. This is surprising. It must mean something.

]]> Wed, 12 May 2010 15:01:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/593417434 <![CDATA[By mapping smile clusters in a small region of Happy Space, one becomes aware of the finescale structure of the sausageverse]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/587250762 ]]> Mon, 10 May 2010 10:30:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/587250762 <![CDATA[First hung parliament for ant-eaters in decades]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/578413717

Senior Tamandua figures have said that under the rules of the Vermilingua constitution, the second ant-eater to fall over in a hung parliament makes the first attempt at forming a ruling coalition.

]]> Fri, 07 May 2010 02:41:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/578413717 <![CDATA[Our new neighbours brought it round]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/571727534 ]]> Tue, 04 May 2010 14:40:05 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/571727534 <![CDATA[Woe betold (and the Moose of the inky udder)]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/560956411

Isolated secretion of the udder (identical scarlet glands in growth fermentation) A moose outbreak (a Streptococcus being) A milk-wide zone of agar (a lactose pathogenic to ducks) The left forequarter of the udder (involved and later, when this began to dry off, not involved) The cow counts 17 (woe of a milky ruminant) A talented moose, encapsulated by woe, fails to hydrolyse sodium hippurate (an out-break of isolating bulk milk)

]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:12:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/560956411 <![CDATA[Cuddle only what your arms fit around]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/556890224

(it’s much easier if you take off your bum-bag)

]]> Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:02:00 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/556890224 <![CDATA[Inside was a baby hippo]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/540565836 ]]> Thu, 22 Apr 2010 04:52:25 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/540565836 <![CDATA[Under the Big Moon...]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/539402645

Gordon tried the institution’s new see-saw.

]]> Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:03:46 -0700 http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/539402645 <![CDATA[This Tongue]]> http://hellograndad.tumblr.com/post/533244435

This tongue is a mouthy organ: masticulating the chewy-swallow blobs (a form of deglutition). For this tongue does taste many stuff! All over it lie tiny buds for salty fingers, or sweet and savory yum-yum morsels. This tongue is a speaky muscle, because for talking one must do the flippy-flap, all fluttering and catching at the air like so as to buzz and tremble. It is sensitive - just like a door mouse - and moistened from this saliva, running all upon it so rich. This saliva can make you all wet if it whips upon your face, or maybe under your left arm. Lastly, this tongue belongs in with these tooths, and if they has a sparkle then smiling is what must be used they for the doing.

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